An evening chat with Kevin Farmer

11:56pm Me
earing in the tongue and she know whata do wit it

11:57pmKevin
haha....what's that from?

11:58pmMe
lol freek a leek

11:58pmKevin
I've never heard it...:-p

11:59pmMe
hmmmmmmm is this kevo-bot? the real kevo is locked up in the kevo-bunker isnt he

11:59pmKevin
beep boop....error. can not compute. Today.
please input your 24 digit pin code to continue

12:03amMe
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12:03amKevin
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access Granted!
welcome PAUL G

12:04amMe
kevo-bot, what have you done with kevo!?

12:05amKevin
Kevo is out...press pound to leave a message

12:05amMe
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12:06amKevin
hello you've reached the voice mail of Kevin and I'm not available, please leave a message after the tone
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

12:10amMe
kevin dude, i sent you an obvi freek-a-leek line and you asked me what's that from. I knew right away it was an imposter. the chat went offline, and he now has automated msgs answering me. he won't let me contact you directly, he's forwarding all questions to KevoMail. i can be reached at 614.228.6511 until 7am. i hope you escape soon, it won't be long till he finds the cessna, 2 tons of coke and the guns.

12:11amKevin
error...you're message has not been recorded...to re-record your message, press 1, if you are satisfied with your message, you may hang up now

12:12am Me
son of a bitch. err. 1